They have devoted their lives to performing, show tunes, and learning all the words to very obscure songs. You can try to get invited to their parties, but you will never belong.īody Type: They come in all shapes and sizes, from the young, spry dancer to the balding, pudgy critic.ĭescription: These are the kids who are so gay they could never fit in during high school and sought refuge in the music department. They usually work in advertising, PR, marketing, or the entertainment industry and make a ton of cash which they use to have perfect apartments, fantastic wardrobes, and summer homes near all the other gay-listers. Many of the parties have died off, but they're still dancing to bad tribal house wherever they can.īody Type: Body toned by the personal trainer, hair done by celebrity stylist, wardrobe picked out at Barneysĭescription: These are the uppity homos who live the good life, and are generally too good for you. While it has few new recruits, its core population is die-hard and aging quickly. He wears T-shirts and ball caps with his favorite team logo, and likes guys who are "non-scene," unless the scene is a gay sports team.īody Type: Muscular, waxed, preened, most usually with tribal tattoosĭescription: This subset rose to prominence in the '90s around the drug-fueled, all-night dance parties that were in different cities around the country. His love of sports is just about the only unaffected aspect of his masculinity. They have their own social calendar that is well populated with events to support the flannel-clad butch lifestyle of beards and beer guts.īody Type: Athletic, muscular, possibly gone-to-seedĭescription: This guy prides himself on the fact that no one thinks he is gay until he tells them. Wild, ornery, and still getting over their coming out issues, the twink is the gay gone wild, and is bait to older men who are into trying to suck off their youthful energy.īody Type: Large, hairy, often with facial hairĭescription: The bigger, generally older subset of the population is new but increasingly popular both in the community and pop culture.
Lets get a list of the different types of gay gays together.I found a list on gawker.but did NOT find any that matched me at all.īody Type: Thin, smooth, often blond, usually with longish bangs and often with highlights.ĭescription: This young breed of gays is never over 30 and tends to be on the queeny side and hews closely to the conventional stereotypes of gay man.